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9 ноября 2009

Jensen's Engaged! So Is Jackles in Trouble?
Ted Casablanca Mon, Nov 9, 2009 11:28 PM
It looks like Jackles may be over.
The Supernatural costars—and super besties—Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki may need to redefine their relaysh now that Jensen is taking the next step with longtime girlfriend Danneel Harris.
Jensen's rep confirms to E! News that the two are indeed engaged.
So what does that mean for our favorite TV BFFs? Can they still find time to hang all the time, or will the missus be in the way?
We have a feeling Jared and Jensen will find time to do their guy stuff, but surely not as much since Ackles will want to be a good, attentive hubby.
Only problem: Where's the heat between Jensen and Danneel?
From what we hear through the kissy grapevine, the newly engaged lovebirds have about as much passion as Vince Vaughn and his fiancée, Kyla Webber. In other words: No one's actually seen it in action. Maybe these folks are all private and stuff?
Remember, soccer moms (who know everything, btw) told us how they thought Vince and Kyla didn't seem like a "couple couple"—totally heatless.
We're hearing rumblings of the same for Jensen and Danneel. I mean, jeez, don't tell us Jensen's gonna just end up being another George Clooney who struts around these quasi beauties with all the aplomb of a dog trainer strutting his latest prize furry thing?
Hey, maybe Hollywood's just made us cynical, and that's a good thing. A down-to-earth couple who can have a normal marriage, right? Lord knows there are just tons of those in Hollywood.
More importantly, what do you all think of the latest engagement?


9 января 2010
Danneel Harris Guns for Jensen Ackles—Then Us!
Ted Casablanca Sat, Jan 9, 2010 1:00 AM
Yesterday, One Tree Hill honey Danneel Harris, who's engaged to Supernatural cutie-hottie Jensen Ackles, tweeted that she is so getting married. This after we ran an item saying don't hold your breath for such a swell event.
In fact, I bitched that famously fun-loving bachelors Jensen and his hunky Supernatural costar Jared Padalecki would sooner marry each other than actually follow through with marrying their fiancées. I also said I'd get Taryn Ryder, who's disgustingly gaga for Ryan Gosling, a date with Rachel McAdams' muscle-man ex should these marriages actually come to pass.
Ms. Harris, who I hear is besties with Sophia Bush and the like, not to mention a big proponent of playing bad girls (the best kind!), shot back to us via Twitter:
"Hey, Ted, tell Taryn to buy a new dress because it's happening, baby!"
Too fab!
I then tweeted to Danneel that Taryn's so happy, and asked if she and Jensen are going to film their newlywed months for reality television, since Danneel can do with a camera and red carpet events what Angelina Jolie can do with starving orphans.
Here's what she piped at us:
"@theawfultruth We've been building up our tolerance for liqueur and national scorn 4yrs in hopes that some1 would afford us this opportunity."
Then Harris labeled me "a funny hater." Wow. As a jaded-ass gossip crank, I'm duly impressed. Not only does this babe have the balls to banter with some jerk who said her fake marriage would never happen, she's damn smart about sticking up for herself in the process! Maybe this wedding will materialize after all?
I want an invite, Danneel! I promise to keep it all off-record and not to kiss the groom, deal?
And I don't know about you, but I can't wait for the (televised) Jensen and Danneel show. Get on that, Oprah Winfrey, shouldn't you grab that for your new network? Also, if anyone has any question as to who'll be sitting in the director's chair for the Harris/Ackles union, darling, you're reading the wrong column.
Oh, by the way, Danneel: What's up with Sophia and Austin Nichols? Are they the next duo in this happy lineup of love-silly TV stars to tie the knot?

10 февраля 2010
Who's Marrying First: Jensen or Jared?
Ted Casablanca Wed, Feb 10, 2010 10:41 PM

Everyone seems to be past the wondering stage of whether or not Supernatural hunks Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki, are going to marry. Now it seems to be just more about when.
There's even a recent gossipy whisper storm brewing that Jared and his fiancée, Genevieve Cortese, his former costar on Supernatural, are going to marry any minute!
Surely, this is all just overheated—and dreaded—hype from fans anxious not to see their beloved Supernatural idols snatched up by equally gorgeous (and lucky) women, right?
Wrong. Turns out the gab about Jared getting hitched sooner than later may be right...
According to somebody who knows both couples very intimately, Jared's getting married "way before" Jensen, whose betrothed is One Tree Hill hottie Danneel Harris. And since the A.T.'s learned that Harris' ceremony with Ackles is a definite for the month of May, sooner-than-later nuptials between Jared and Genevieve don't seem like such a long shot.
Well, isn't this happy news, everybody?
Apparently not.
I think we have something of a Robert Pattinson-Kristen Stewart situation here, folks. In the same way outspoken, devoted and sometimes dingbat-territory fans insist (often unkindly) that Kristen isn't good enough for Rob, we're hearing poor Danneel and Genevieve have run into similar situations from the often overly dramatic Supernatural fans.
Poor Danneel's even had a spell put on her by evil Jackles lovers! Hideous!
Hey, calm down, everybody.
If anybody's going to stir any cauldron action up here, it's going to be by me, and my love potion will be cooked up purely for the love between Jared and Jensen themselves, as they're just too cute together and should never be separated.
But I'm a lousy witch, and that ain't happenin'. Like we said: Jensen's May, Jared's...real soon.


12 февраля 2010

Danneel Harris Is Smarter Than You Think
by Ted Casablanca Fri, Feb 12, 2010 2:00 AM
Reese Witherspoon shoulda been this crafty.
One Tree Hill's sexy vixen Danneel Harris couldn't have been more adamant when we tackily accused her of entering into a press-inducing fauxmance with hunky Supernatural dude Jensen Ackles. Babe said she was going to marry Jensen, whether we liked it or not.
I dare say she meant it.
Just to see how serious Danneel might or might not be about her love for Ackles, I invited her to come on Truth, Lies & Ted. You know, in honor of Valentine's, that fake lovers' holiday.
And guess what...
Babe said yes!
And I have to say, after interviewing the unaffectedly gorgeous Harris, I was pretty impressed. Can't say how Jensen speaks for himself (as he wasn't in the room), but the Louisiana-born Danneel pretty much took the equivalent of a celeb lie-detector test: She sat on my couch.
Danneel's adoration for Jensen is pretty apparent. Just watch the vid later and see. Plus, I've met many, many operators in this town; she never once struck me as a poser. And she's like Megan Fox sexy, but without the heavy makeup and all the effort.
And Ms. H. wasn't afraid to shoot her mouth off, either: She brilliantly Southern-trashed a certain overly plastic-surgeried celeb whose name shall not be mentioned on this site, and—brace yourselves—said she not only hasn't seen one Twilight movie, she totally doesn't get Robsten.
"I'm just not into the dark and sullen thing," she sassed.
Girlfriend's fearless, to be sure!
Good thing, too, as I don't think Supernatural fans are exactly thrilled she's taking their Jensen god off the market.
For that matter, neither am I!

16 мая 2010

Ted Casablanca Sun, May 16, 2010 1:00 AM
Danneel Harris & Jensen Ackles Get Married Tonight!
Hear that, kiddos? That's the sound of wedding bells ringing—or can you not hear them over millions of fans crying?
The much-rumored wedding is actually about to come to pass: Supernatural hunk Jensen Ackles and his buxom bride-to-be and One Tree Hill regular Danneel Harris are getting married in mere hours.
So where will the duo being saying "I do"?
The beautiful twosome is heading home (for Jensen, at least) to Dallas. All the fam in attendance (plus, a certain newlywed costar, we're sure) and fewer stalkers passionate fans trying to weasel into the wedding party. Win-win, right?
Danneel, as much as we're sure you'd love to hear, is no bridezilla. She finally gets to walk—or run (hey, the babe's been waiting for this day for a long time)—down the aisle with her demon-hunting dude, and we're sure she'll look primped, pouty and fab.
Big fancy affair kicks off at sunset.
Team Awful, though graciously invited, cannot attend. But we'd like to be the first to congratulate Missus Ackles on her big day, as well as her hunky new hubby!

18 мая 2010


Jensen Ackles & Danneel Harris Skip Honeymoon


by Ted Casablanca Tue, May 18, 2010 5:30 PM
For a chick who insisted her marriage was completely legit, gorgeous Danneel Harris, who wed this weekend, sure has a funny way of showing it! The very expensive, exquisitely detailed affair?which took place at one of Dallas's swankiest hotels, the Crescent?was months in the planning. From Danneel's stunning Monique Lhuillier gown to those dog dresses Danneel insisted her bridesmaids wear (very crafty, star of the show!), Ms. H. had the planning on this one down.
So why were Danneel and her new hubby, Jensen Ackles, back at work the next day?
Oh, the same reason Danneel and Jensen got married in the first place: They're both all about the pro stuff! What a perf couple!
Indeed, the always up and perky Danneel told our own Kristin Dos Santos she didn't mind "Donald Trump being at her honeymoon," as it were. This, of course, is while Danneel attends the New York press tour for her new NBC show, Friends With Benefits...and while Jensen has a "spa day."
Hmmm. Not sure the hubby's supposed to be getting pampered in a towel by a total stranger on the ol' honeymoon, but what the heck do I know about that crap, my marriage only lasted a damn year!
And to show I wish Danneel and Jensen the absolute best?and since I couldn't take them up on their fab wedding invite?I sent them the most gorgeous silver cake knife from Barneys you've ever seen (even Taryn Ryder thought it was fab, and she's pretty picky).
Hey, guys, just don't use it on me, ?K?

1 сентября 2010
Danneel Harris Talks Demon Hunting and New Hubby
Ted Casablanca and John Boone Wed, Sep 1, 2010 5:20 PM
"No, are you kidding? The fans would kill me. I'm so hated there."
—Team Awful fave and soon-to-be network TV funny gal Danneel Harris when we asked her—now that she's hitched to Supernatural hunk Jensen Ackles—if she'd consider making a cameo on the ghost-huntin' series.
Yikes! 'Tho, true. See, we told you the babe was smart. She knows exactly where she's wanted and where she so is not. Shame, we'd love to see her go all badass on some demons (and, ok we admit, we'd love to see the Supernatural fan girls get all riled up too).
We spotted the brunette babe trying to sneak past the red carpet at last week's Machete premiere, but she happily stopped to chat with us about her new show and, of course, her new husband:
First, let's get to the wedding biz, cause we know you're dying to find out if the couple is feeling the newlywed heat:
"It's pretty good. It kind of feels exactly the same, actually," Danneel dished nonchalantly.
Hate to break your hearts, but Mrs. Ackles is telling the truth—despite the duo working so many miles apart on their respective series.
As for her new NBC show—Friends With Benefits—we wondered how the babe felt about swapping plotting, scheming, manipulating, and drama, drama, drama—on One Tree Hill, of course—for punch lines and sexy times.
"It's all I've ever wanted to do," she gabbed about getting her funny on. "I've always wanted to do comedy, it's where I started and then I was shipped off to this drama and I think I did OK."
We say you did more than OK, babe. Hate on her (and her acting chops) all you want, but the gal knows how to let her inner bitch out—on the silver screen, at least. And while we know most of you won't be tuning in to her new series, we definitely will be.
Hey, on the bright side, now that she's ocupado with this full-time gig, you koo-koo crazy fans can focus all your Jackles-wife hating energy on Genevieve Cortese. We're sure she needs some excitement now that her honeymoon is over.